66 thoughts on “The ultimate colon cleanse #shorts”
nobody wants a perforated colon, so why the hell was that machine built in the first place and i cant stop FUCKING LAUGHING HAHAHAHA
Looks like an enema
Gay people: 🗿
Ooh kinky
@Cage VanHoose enemas clean the rectum, the collecting area. Enemas are lower pressure and volume- also the rectum is used to being under a low state of pressure. The device shown has more water volume and pressure and also “cleans” the colon- unhealthy for the reasons shown in the video.
“The design is very human”
@ً women 🗿
– Mark Zuckerberg
☠
‘very easy to use’
🗿
🤓👍
Worse than internal bleeding is “internal shitting”
but it’s alright, that’s where the poop is supposed to be!
There was actually an episode of _House_ in which that thing literally happened and it was as bad as you might imagine. Lovingly rendered, too.
@choesta I think they’re talking about the poop exiting the poop-chute before it gets to the anus, which is A Pretty Bad Thing.
Well… In order for there to be internal. Shitting there’s gonna be loads of internal bleeding as well
@choesta I get that reference
Nah I ain’t letting water violate me like that💀
“oh so its like a bidet”
“oh so its not like a bidet”
This is why you don’t fall asleep first at a sleepover
💀🤣 tf
You’ve never enjoyed a bidet then.
What kind of sleepovers have you been to
@Mamoon Arshad it’s a joke. There’s a thing going around when there would be a video of something involving either talking about pee (in a medical sense) or something like that and people will comment this. It’s a joke about putting the person who falls asleep firsts hand in a bowl of warm water to make them piss themself.
@Burako Shimazaki average bidet enjoyer
@FIXING EVERYBODY’S GRAMMAR, I GUESS. I know the context behind the joke what I said was also a joke
@Mamoon Arshad oh
“Doctor, I can’t shi-”
FREE BIRD STARTS PLAYING
A very “intrusive” bidet
@Mamoon Arshad u’know sometimes when you’re at a sleepover things happen…
Bro casually dropped the best colon edit ever and thought we wouldn’t notice🔥🔥🥶
Ok it is a bidet and if you position yourself in a way the water comes inside. And does deep cleaning.
Some korean bidet has function call bidet enema.
@The Netawhy..
“Wang doodle”- Dr. Karan
@garlicbreadstick404 u just gotta try it dude. It helps
I’m scared enough of a bidet….
“I can’t stop” 😭
Gives a whole new meaning to “deep cleanse” 😂
Note that the problem with this is the high pressure. Enemas are fine, so long as they’re done with sterile water or preferably saline, and aren’t done too regularly without specific medical instructions. Just be careful to be gentle, not use too much fluid, follow the directions, and again don’t do it regularly (doing it too often can destroy your microbiome and also weaken your intestines if you’re frequently replacing normal bowel movements with enemas)
Wut
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead
“You’re grounded, go to the violation bidet” 💀
“But I can’t stop” very inspiring words🙏👍
This is perfect for when my tax inspector comes over.
Sometimes the words he says for a specific body part. I end up saying it, at the most unexpected time.
WON’T YOU AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAÀAAAAAAA FREEEEEEEEEEEE BIRDDDD YEAHHHHHH 🐦🕊️
I paused it at wang- and thought he said something else ☠️😭😭
I bet this is a technical term.
Other examples include.
Feet fingers
Hand toes
Central face orifices
Non button belly hole.
Noise holes
Sight spheres
Outer bones
Food hole
Plays hype music while a toilet violently gives you an enema
as a person who has chronic constipation, i’ll take what i can get.
“Up your wang doodle” 💀💀💀
he forgot to mention Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids
Patient: “Doctor I have Constip-”
Doctor: “Say No more!”
Cohlawn?
…and quit eating fiber. Not meant in the human diet.
@Dr. Robert Johnson Fiber has dozens of health benefits. Please don’t spread misinformation. Even 100% carnivores like cats need some fiber, omnivores like us absolutely need it.
How MUCH you need varies from individual to individual though especially if you have digestive issues
@Vaughn Haney and fiber has no health benefits.
344 likes and no replies? let me fix that with my way
CRISTIANO🇵🇹 IS BETTER than Messi 🇦🇷
365 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that.
🇵🇹🐐🤝🇦🇷🐐
@WhiscashFC
Ma boi🗿🗿🗿🇦🇷🤝🇵🇹🐐🐐🐐
“Oooooh what’s this button-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”-Your soon to be former tax inspector
nobody wants a perforated colon, so why the hell was that machine built in the first place and i cant stop FUCKING LAUGHING HAHAHAHA
Looks like an enema
Gay people: 🗿
Ooh kinky
@Cage VanHoose enemas clean the rectum, the collecting area. Enemas are lower pressure and volume- also the rectum is used to being under a low state of pressure. The device shown has more water volume and pressure and also “cleans” the colon- unhealthy for the reasons shown in the video.
“The design is very human”
@ً women 🗿
– Mark Zuckerberg
☠
‘very easy to use’
🗿
🤓👍
Worse than internal bleeding is “internal shitting”
but it’s alright, that’s where the poop is supposed to be!
There was actually an episode of _House_ in which that thing literally happened and it was as bad as you might imagine. Lovingly rendered, too.
@choesta I think they’re talking about the poop exiting the poop-chute before it gets to the anus, which is A Pretty Bad Thing.
Well… In order for there to be internal. Shitting there’s gonna be loads of internal bleeding as well
@choesta I get that reference
Nah I ain’t letting water violate me like that💀
“oh so its like a bidet”
“oh so its not like a bidet”
This is why you don’t fall asleep first at a sleepover
💀🤣 tf
You’ve never enjoyed a bidet then.
What kind of sleepovers have you been to
@Mamoon Arshad it’s a joke. There’s a thing going around when there would be a video of something involving either talking about pee (in a medical sense) or something like that and people will comment this. It’s a joke about putting the person who falls asleep firsts hand in a bowl of warm water to make them piss themself.
@Burako Shimazaki average bidet enjoyer
@FIXING EVERYBODY’S GRAMMAR, I GUESS. I know the context behind the joke what I said was also a joke
@Mamoon Arshad oh
“Doctor, I can’t shi-”
FREE BIRD STARTS PLAYING
A very “intrusive” bidet
@Mamoon Arshad u’know sometimes when you’re at a sleepover things happen…
Bro casually dropped the best colon edit ever and thought we wouldn’t notice🔥🔥🥶
Ok it is a bidet and if you position yourself in a way the water comes inside. And does deep cleaning.
Some korean bidet has function call bidet enema.
@The Netawhy..
“Wang doodle”- Dr. Karan
@garlicbreadstick404 u just gotta try it dude. It helps
I’m scared enough of a bidet….
“I can’t stop” 😭
Gives a whole new meaning to “deep cleanse” 😂
Note that the problem with this is the high pressure. Enemas are fine, so long as they’re done with sterile water or preferably saline, and aren’t done too regularly without specific medical instructions. Just be careful to be gentle, not use too much fluid, follow the directions, and again don’t do it regularly (doing it too often can destroy your microbiome and also weaken your intestines if you’re frequently replacing normal bowel movements with enemas)
Wut
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead
“You’re grounded, go to the violation bidet” 💀
“But I can’t stop” very inspiring words🙏👍
This is perfect for when my tax inspector comes over.
Sometimes the words he says for a specific body part. I end up saying it, at the most unexpected time.
WON’T YOU AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAÀAAAAAAA FREEEEEEEEEEEE BIRDDDD YEAHHHHHH 🐦🕊️
HAHAHAH 😂
@GIGACHAD JAWS 2Smh poser, it’s WONT YOU FLYYYYYY HIGHHHHHH FREEEEEE BIRDDDD YEAH
I paused it at wang- and thought he said something else ☠️😭😭
I bet this is a technical term.
Other examples include.
Feet fingers
Hand toes
Central face orifices
Non button belly hole.
Noise holes
Sight spheres
Outer bones
Food hole
Plays hype music while a toilet violently gives you an enema
as a person who has chronic constipation, i’ll take what i can get.
“Up your wang doodle” 💀💀💀
he forgot to mention Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids
Patient: “Doctor I have Constip-”
Doctor: “Say No more!”
Cohlawn?
…and quit eating fiber. Not meant in the human diet.
@Dr. Robert Johnson Fiber has dozens of health benefits. Please don’t spread misinformation. Even 100% carnivores like cats need some fiber, omnivores like us absolutely need it.
How MUCH you need varies from individual to individual though especially if you have digestive issues
@Vaughn Haney and fiber has no health benefits.
344 likes and no replies? let me fix that with my way
CRISTIANO🇵🇹 IS BETTER than Messi 🇦🇷
365 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that.
🇵🇹🐐🤝🇦🇷🐐
@WhiscashFC
Ma boi🗿🗿🗿🇦🇷🤝🇵🇹🐐🐐🐐
“Oooooh what’s this button-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”-Your soon to be former tax inspector
Not the Xbox 360 pfp😭😭