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At this point the next DLC will just involve you building a full blown factory to produce furniture and then the State will call you up and ask you why you never built that prison they ordered.
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If you enjoyed the wandering stories I told about droughts and Australian farms, then you might just enjoy making your own farm in horrific conditions in Going Green. The base game is free this weekend on Steam & the Xbox Game Pass for PC has it.
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Rimmy this whole vid: “The sun sets on a greatfull prison”
Wow Rimmy and Spiff uploading the same video at the same time
“I hate round tables!”
King Arthur will remember that.
It’s technically a prison for tax reasons
“Don’t trust me with tax payer money”
-Every Brazilian president
“Don’t trust me when I talk to Chinese millionaires”
-Every Australian prime minister
I don’t think that this is exactly what people think when “take no prisoners” is uttered.
Coincidence? I dont think so!
Both videos are sponsored so Paradox probably scheduled them to be released at the same time to drive up engagement.
Given a sample size of 1, I’d imagine King Arthur has a reason to hate round tables as well. 😛
I cant tell if you misspelled grateful on purpose for a pun or not -.-
I agree with rimmy with the tables especially when its a round table against a wall.
What did round tables ever do to you?
@Karolis idk, it was nice getting an explanation i hadn’t thought about it.
Australian Seasons: “Drought”, “Flood”, “Bushfire” and for 1 week a year “Safe”
Spoiler alert: It’s Australia, so the Farm was part of a Prison from the start.
Everyone: You need to get prisoners if you run a prison.
Rimmy: No, I don’t think I will
Australian man returns to his ancestral roots by building a *PENAL COLONY FARM*
Rimmy: did my farm just become a grow op for weed?
Canadian prisons:
Why didn’t we think of that!?
Spiffing did it 2 years ago
Wait… if they make that many drugs, then wouldn’t it be smarter to pick that one warden that gets more money from contraband?…. maybe bad idk
I’m here to look over my realm.
>Prison Architect
There’s “Prison” in the title
There’s no Prisoner in the Prison
There’s only Farmers and workers in the Prison
Farm Architect. Yea…..imagine the money you gave to a guy named Rimmy and he end up using all of the money on making a farm and not a place for prisoners
Prison Architect: new farming DLC
Rimmy: *Millennium Drought flashbacks*
Rimmy is already living in a prison continent.
_*billionaires_
And there is a solution to first one, it’s called PARLIAMENT republic. Trust me, as an eastern european from former USSR country, presidency *isn’t* a good idea in general. At all. Ever.
Is there a mod that adds “the board” as warden? Basically all wardens together instead of single one. Have all bonuses in exchange for many high value targets with good office requirements?
Having an option to produce biofuel for export would be great too since we have both lumber and farms. Give me that wood gas condenser, baby!
The prisioners actually ruined the farm
@TheArklyte Let’s not get into politics pls
Still love how paradox just takes free, fan made mods and turns them into $30 – $40 DLC
@Zorro9129 to late mate
Rimmy marveling at his farm
Spiff: *you gotta pump these numbers up, those are rookie numbers*
@TheArklyte
Ah we have a prime minister instead so like a president but they change what feels like every 2nd day
For extra fun you can have 1 prisoner to get the no escapes for x days bonus money
@TheArklyte Nah, having the legislature pick the executive only further concentrates power
Just wait for spiders riding magpies season…
you can sell it all by selecting them all like the drag thing and also I think i can also be done with the hay bales too for extra profit
When it looks safe, there are Kangaroos, snakes and Crocodiles looking for an easy score.
Don’t believe the rumours, australia is never safe.
@Karolis Hey that’s some useful information he gave
Rimmy is a british convict
Corn is the best money making plant. With the right warden, you can get $50 per plant.
Except that week is 7 non consecutive days in the year
@Alucard Vigilate Dismas let me guess the nonconsecutive days are randomised every year
HOI4 Soviet DLC plz
Him and morganna both
“”Safe””
@Fey J *Former penal colony
They just don’t have any edge to them.🤷
instaBlaster
It was the tables that concerns u
Ah, pardon me AAA development studio, stop stealing my money with pointless dlc